Posts from ‘March, 2008’

My day started out like any other day.
Then I slammed my fingers in the closet door so hard they made this sick cracking sound and clear fluid oozed out of my nail for six hours.
Things just kept getting worse.
Everything I touched either broke or caused me to scream at it (babies excluded.)
By 2:00 I was [...]

A MEME IN PICTURES (stolen from Mia)
Here’s how it works:
1. Go to www.flickr.com
2. Type in your answer to the question in the search box
3. Use only the first page
4. Insert the picture into your Blog
What is your relationship status?
Married.

What is your curret mood?  Cranky.
Who is your favorite band?  The Killers.

What is your favorite movie?  Royal [...]

I’m sick.
So cold.
How can I be this tired?
Why are the babies so cranky?
“What’s the matter with you, woman?” they hiss.  “Get your shit together.”
“Meeeeeeh,” I reply and look at the clock.  It’s only noon.
Why do they keep fighting over the giant spoon?

Up until this week, the babies have not gotten sick at the same time.  I thought the same thing was going to happen this time when Clare got sick last Tuesday with a fever, cough and runny nose.  Joss showed no signs of getting sick.  But here we are a week later still hosting the [...]

It went really well until 12:05 pm when a tofu hotdog with cheese on a potato roll had its way with me.
Conclusion: I am weak.

I’m going to fast for ten days following the "lemonade diet". 
Roughly, you drink a bunch of saltwater in the morning to (hopefully) let loose colon snakes from your butt.  All day, you drink a water, lemon, maple syrup, cayenne pepper drink.  At night you drink a tea to get things moving down below so [...]

And now, thanks to the survey I filled out on IRobot.com (the people who make the Roomba vacuum), I now have the tshirt to prove it:

I’m trying to find a domain name for my freelance site that I’m working on.
I have “Tech Skull” right now, but I’m worried it’s too edgy (do you think it’s too edgy?)  I was thinking about having a cute logo like this guy.

I discoved that AAAWhorehouse.com is still available, so breathe easy.

I have three (3) favors to ask, because you have such good taste. Let us begin.

This little guy who goes by the name of “Smoothy” came to live with us this week. For some, this might be a shock because until two weeks ago, whenever someone would mention a product made by Apple, [...]