Ends up that it wasn’t a sinus infection. I just had a virus AND the worst headache of my life. Now that the virus is cleared up, medical minds are left to ponder the remaining headache.
Is it a migraine? No, you’re right - it doesn’t seem like one.
Perhaps arterial stenosis? Let’s put you on steroids! No, no, you’re too young for that!
Let’s give you a shot in the ass and some more Tylenol 3. Go home and get some rest.
So that’s where we’re at. I’ve got a bottle of codeine, an adhesive bandage on my ass, and some Battlestar Galactica to watch.
P.S. I decided to create a website for my freelancery called TechSkull. Here’s the logo! Yar!

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That logo = best.
Did you design that all hopped up on the good shit?
i think treating your friends to more loco pops might solve the mystery headache. and, yeah, that logo rules. i love the gold toof.