Spring!

Nothing that a 4 inch Needle Won’t Fix

Ends up that it wasn’t a sinus infection.  I just had a virus AND the worst headache of my life.  Now that the virus is cleared up, medical minds are left to ponder the remaining headache.

Is it a migraine?  No, you’re right - it doesn’t seem like one.

Perhaps arterial stenosis?  Let’s put you on steroids!  No, no,  you’re too young for that!

Let’s give you a shot in the ass and some more Tylenol 3.  Go home and get some rest.

So that’s where we’re at.  I’ve got a bottle of codeine, an adhesive bandage on my ass, and some Battlestar Galactica to watch.

P.S.  I decided to create a website for my freelancery called TechSkull.  Here’s the logo!  Yar!

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New Meaning for Wii

I really need to get a Wii now.

Landslide

My day started out like any other day.

Then I slammed my fingers in the closet door so hard they made this sick cracking sound and clear fluid oozed out of my nail for six hours.

Things just kept getting worse.

Everything I touched either broke or caused me to scream at it (babies excluded.)

By 2:00 I was drinking Pinot Grigio in the backyard.

I waited until Chance got home to fully delve into the rest of the bottle while I grilled tofu dogs and burgers.

And now?  I’m watching a fucking marathon of Rock of Love II with Brett Michaels of Poison.

Sometimes when the day starts to slide, you just have to slide with it.  And take Brett Michaels with you.