My day started out like any other day.
Then I slammed my fingers in the closet door so hard they made this sick cracking sound and clear fluid oozed out of my nail for six hours.
Things just kept getting worse.
Everything I touched either broke or caused me to scream at it (babies excluded.)
By 2:00 I was drinking Pinot Grigio in the backyard.
I waited until Chance got home to fully delve into the rest of the bottle while I grilled tofu dogs and burgers.
And now? I’m watching a fucking marathon of Rock of Love II with Brett Michaels of Poison.
Sometimes when the day starts to slide, you just have to slide with it. And take Brett Michaels with you.
Posted in: drawing.
A MEME IN PICTURES (stolen from Mia)
Here’s how it works:
1. Go to www.flickr.com
2. Type in your answer to the question in the search box
3. Use only the first page
4. Insert the picture into your Blog
What is your relationship status?
Married.
What is your curret mood? Cranky.
Who is your favorite band? The Killers.
What is your favorite movie? Royal Tenenbaums.
What kind of pet do you have? Angry cat.
Where do you live? North Carolina.
Where do you work? Kitchen table.
What do you look like? Tired.
What do you drive? Element.
What did you do last night? TV.
What is your favorite TV show? LOST.
Describe yourself. Snappy.
What are you doing today? Hiding eggs.
What’s your name? Casey.
What’s your favorite candy? Rum.
Posted in: meme.
I’m sick.
So cold.
How can I be this tired?
Why are the babies so cranky?
“What’s the matter with you, woman?” they hiss. “Get your shit together.”
“Meeeeeeh,” I reply and look at the clock. It’s only noon.
Why do they keep fighting over the giant spoon?
Posted in: drawing.
Up until this week, the babies have not gotten sick at the same time. I thought the same thing was going to happen this time when Clare got sick last Tuesday with a fever, cough and runny nose. Joss showed no signs of getting sick. But here we are a week later still hosting the WORLDS LONGEST RUNNING COLD and now Joss is sick too. Sicker than Clare, actually.
I’ve been trying to keep them calm and relatively relaxed so we’ve been hanging out in our room watching shows about babies being born which seems pretty boring from a toddler’s perspective, but Joss gets really excited when the baby pops out and yells “BABY!!!” every time, like she just won at a slot machine in Vegas.
Posted in: babies, health.
