moving delirium

I was thinking about going into the robot graffiti business, so I was checking out my competition:

So, yeah, been kind of not here.  Don’t worry, I’m not going to break up with you.  I just needed some space.  That’s not even true.  I just didn’t have anything to say.

Highlights

• The First Annual Warfish Tournament is winding down.  Now the losers are battling it out to determine who the loserest loser is.

Results so far in order from weiner to loser:

1. Stupid Otley
2. Backstabbing ChancEric
3. The lovely Caitlin
4. currently tied between Erin, Ross and myself for best loser

• It was really cold for a really long time and I go a little crazy being trapped in the house with the crazy cat and the cranky babies but holy crumb - 62 degrees?  Oh yeah.
• I had this really, really bad insomnia thing going on since… 1981?  Well, that part’s true, but it got a lot worse around the New Year.  I started out on some crazy sleeping pill thing from the middle ages that didn’t seem to do anything, then I got a prescription for Rozerem - the stuff from that commercial with Abe Lincoln and the beaver?  I thought it was going to be great.  Warning - not a good thing to take.  I slept fine the first night, woke up the second night at midnight with HALLUCINATED sweat.  Then on the third night I woke up at midnight covered in real sweat (I think it was real anyway.)  And I was miserable the next day.  I highly suggest never taking this drug.  I ended up getting up at midnight and eating dinner and watching TV with ChancEric who doesn’t get home until late.  It was just like the commercials where the guy stumbles into the kitchen in the middle of the night and talks Lincoln.  It all makes sense now.

• My cat was just licking her butt so hard she snorted so loud that I jumped because I thought someone was opening the patio door.
• I placed a million bids on this freelance site in the last couple of weeks because I finally figured out what projects the Indians weren’t interested in doing for $3/hr.  (I am SO not making up that price. And don’t neglect to check out how much money this doode has MADE.)  It didn’t seem to be going anywhere because the project bidding would close and the clients wouldn’t pick anyone.  Until today, when I got a whole bunch of jobs.  Oops.  Where WILL I keep all the millions.
• I’ve been eating a lot of Tofu Pups.

• Courtney said she wanted to start having playdates every Tuesday so that Clare and Joss could re-educate Mack. (It’s not a “cat”  - it’s a “pu” and it’s not a “chimpanzee” - it’s “dada”.)  So we started today except Court went to a meeting so I hung out with Mack for a full hour without any injuries (any injuries that may or may not have occurred happened after Brian got here.)

Well, thanks for stopping by.  I’ll try to post stuff once in a while.

P.S.  I can sleep now.  I forgot to add that part.

After a brief hiatus, WTFW if back.  I’m not sure if anyone is paying attention, so I’m going to hold out until I get at least four responses.

In honor of the fact that it is freezing here, and nothing is more exciting that talking about the weather, let’s embrace the weather and make it exciting.

So try to work together and build on the comment before you, unless you get here first, them build on this:

Maggie stepped out of her front door and… 

Since I’m busy NOT drawing robots, you might wonder what I do in my spare time.

I find feminist robots like these:

She is described as follows:

This new female robot is working hard to stand up for Women’s Rights in an undoubtedly male-dominated robot world. Electra looks a little overwhelmed by her task but stomps along purposefully arms swaying in time to her steps.

The best part about the website where I found her not that she is there, but this cool feature where you can enter in the price that you want to pay for her (it?) and they will notify you when the price drops that low. It’s like Travelocity for robots.

Anyway, here she is. Or you can look at mp3 players.

about, well, everything.

Because I can’t sleep I drew this and got my RSS feed working, so please! Sign up! There’s an email subscription also, for you non-feed-reader types - that way you can get an email with the robots instead of having to check for sporadic robots. You know, cause I like you.

if they ever let me on the television.

You may notice the new RSS feed button to your right.  While I’ve always had an RSS feed, it was kind of broken, but I finally, you know, did something about it, so the the feed to the right now shows the actual title of my blog (thanks, Feedburner!)

If you’re not using a reader, you should.  I’ve only used Google Reader, and I can highly recommend it, but I haven’t tried any other ones.  If you’ve got a suggestion, I’d love to hear it.